“I don’t think I should be in swim shorts for this moment.”
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“This is the worst shirt I have.”
“Don’t you smell something sweet?”
“Everyone’s sick suddenly.”
“You had me at pie.”
“Sauce is the litmus test of a civilisation.”
“Shut up and stick a finger in it.”
“Don’t bring Hook into this, man.”
“It’s like that restaurant, Spaghetti City.”
“Don’t make me look up words.”