“Embrace surprises like a hot fish: with tongs.”
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“Criticism is an act of revenge by those who can’t make art.”
“My fist did the talking.”
“Some jerky got stuck in my throat.”
“Your clothes are so fluffy and shiny.”
“Did you check under the bed?”
“You’re no Gregory Peck.”
“More or less than a Tesla?”
“We should find the fish man and kill him.”
“Thumbs up! Thumbs up!”