“That’s a weird horse.”
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“Are you wearing pants under your pants?”
“You’re a total poser.”
“I touched it once. It felt like a fish.”
“You’re getting kissed on the mouth. I don’t care where it’s been.”
“I can smell hand sanitizer.”
“Did you ever take a ride over Kansas City Street in a flivver?”
“It’s yak hair and it was not cheap.”
“The man wore the ugliest purple socks.”
“I have a squeaky wheel.”
