“I force-fed him. He should be ok for a while.
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“Damn, that was my tooth.”
“Tinder is something we can all do as a family.”
“Take cleaning more seriously.”
“Paprika is my Sailor Moon Project.”
“Want a cookie?”
“We’re just doing what beer nerds do.”
“There’s an actor in every president.”
“We’re all villains here.”
“You cry like that in movies.”