“Who doesn’t need counselling these days?”
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“I’m not saying you’re an egg.”
“It’s yak hair and it was not cheap.”
“You can’t punch me in the face and tell me it doesn’t hurt.”
“Alex Trebek, you smug son of a bitch.”
“What do you call a pile of kittens?”
“The beaver here are endless.”
“I’m sure something is wrong.”
“One hell of a monstrosity has been born, huh?”
“The ones left alive have to eat.”