“Daddy, look at my beanpod.”
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“There’s no high end in Auckland. Only rednecks.”
“Shakira is a milk cow. She makes very nice milk.”
“I wanted to go to the Monkey Park.”
“I’m what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.”
“You have a small face.”
“The scales are covered with mucus.”
“The oysters are growing well.”
“Zippos are cool.”
“This flying biscuit is a mystery to me.”
