“Don’t be born human in your next life.”
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“I’m not going to put potato salad in tinfoil.”
“My holes can take me anywhere.”
“People call me a lot of things.”
“Get over the Zarg-nuts!”
“One cannot satisfy thirst by making seawater.”
“The line-up this year is absolutely epic.”
“I always carry an air freshener around.”
“Let’s not ruin this.”
“I lost both my cats.”