“Gosh, if it had only been ka-ka! I wish it had been!”
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“Dicker? Bite your tongue! I’ll dicker until the cows come home.”
“Anything but Cheeseburger Pie.”
“Maybe the top hog in the stable needed to have his curly little tail twisted once in a while.”
“I ain’t many women.”
“Never mind the Chicken or the Shag.”
“Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful.”
“Here’s another one from that putz in Maine!”
“Hey lady, wanna buy a duck?”
“Madame wants a bunch of raw, leafy vegetables.”