“I forgot to wear pants.”
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“Are you a clockwork monkey?”
“You can still smell the American on him.”
“Curry? Again?”
“Most of my seasonings are expired.”
“I ate too much rare meat.”
“I didn’t get naked for fun.”
“I saw a cute Pomeranian at a drug store.”
“I’m saying don’t diss the cogs.”
“I’ll blossom into a giant flower.”
