“We’re all being paid. With memories.”
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“I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe.”
“J.K. Rowling is a genius.”
“That’s a different piece of celery.”
“I want to Grey Gardens myself.”
“I thought it tasted like a living beard.”
“The Victory Cake is back in the fridge.”
“Gremlins. Those could be good or bad.”
