“Nobody wants karaoke every night.”
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“This world just exists in tangent.”
“I wanted to see you on a whim.”
“If I get forced into a straight nursing home, where will my fabulous outfits go?”
“It’s so pretty it’s almost too much.”
“I didn’t want to lose her love.”
“Have you tried to be funny?”
“What’s that on your face?”
“You’ll get decorating privileges soon.”
“Can I get some hummus for that baby carrot?”
