“We’re all being paid. With memories.”
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“No dessert for you.”
“I’m sorry, tea is for old ladies and Englishmen.”
“These lentils are quite nice.”
“You look like an accountant in the Bahamas.”
“How about a Wagon Wheel?”
“Other girls don’t know feathers.”
“The cat? She’s just for you.”
“I could go for a burrito.”
“Maybe she’ll take up pole dancing.”