“I’ve seen your belly button.”
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“I smell wet dog.”
“Oh, and the llama’s arrived.”
“We’re all being paid. With memories.”
“No dessert for you.”
“I’m sorry, tea is for old ladies and Englishmen.”
“These lentils are quite nice.”
“You look like an accountant in the Bahamas.”
“How about a Wagon Wheel?”
“Other girls don’t know feathers.”
