The Heiress and Ghosthunter take top prizes.
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“Robes and hoods are not included. That’s extra.”
“Listening to music while cooking pasta.”
“Do you like Iron Maiden?”
“I can’t stand redheads, mate. It’s one thing you’ll learn.”
“86% of women tear.”
“You have to fight back.”
“Shall I bite your head?”
“You just puffed yourself out like a toadfish.”
“Playing the corpse of a piano that had drowned.”
