“I’m what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.”
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“You touched my bottom. You’ve never done that before.”
“Tasty porcinis.”
“All wrapped up in this kebab of lies.”
“How can a rock be dumb? They don’t even have brains.”
“You’ll look significantly better as a roll of salami.”
“I’ve got peanut butter on my penis.”
“Robes and hoods are not included. That’s extra.”
“I’m a doctor, not a telemarketer.”
“Leave my toppings be, man. Don’t mess with my damn toppings.”
