“I eat candy when I’m nervous.”
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“I called my psychic and I said ‘What’s going to happen?'”
“We even have the same hat.”
“That’s a different piece of celery.”
“Theatre is certainly not what it was.”
“It always ended with an egg.”
“You’re scaring the children.”
“I’m what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.”
“You touched my bottom. You’ve never done that before.”
“Tasty porcinis.”
