“What if you did the opposite?”
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“I’ve done way stupider things for animals.”
“Y’all not going to fix me a plate?”
“Tinder is something we can all do as a family.”
“Give me the Calcium Bomb Juice.”
“There’s an actor in every president.”
“You’re a total poser.”
“Did you tell it to die?”
“Dicker? Bite your tongue! I’ll dicker until the cows come home.”
“Anything but Cheeseburger Pie.”
