“Theatre is certainly not what it was.”
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“I feel like a Jedi.”
“We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.”
“You was just finer than frog fur.”
“I guess we’re all libraries inside.”
“I love it when it rains naked ladies.”
“Brown haired niece. You continue to exist.”
“Cue the minibar.”
“If I eat a cashew, I could realistically die.”
“Are you wearing a hat.”