“If they’re running ads on NPR, it really is the end of the world.”
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“Since when do I know about mildew?”
“Will you stop that, you big bag of wool?”
“A little faith will go a long way.”
“Do they even speak English over there in Hollywood?”
“I got a script about an Australian chess team that cheats.”
“It’s my telephone! All of my secrets are in there!”
“Your subordinates will be reported to DoorDash HQ.”
“Demons with hockey masks.”
“I put cheese in my pockets.”