“She thought Humphrey Bogart was a porn star.”
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“Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows.”
“He mooned the nun.”
“The cat? She’s just for you.”
“The honest answer is telepathy.”
“I’m the king around here and don’t you forget it.”
“Ideas are the new sexy.”
“I could go for a burrito.”
“Maybe she’ll take up pole dancing.”
“It’s Jill’s sandwich now.”