“God forgive me, I hate critics.”
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“Dicker? Bite your tongue! I’ll dicker until the cows come home.”
“Maybe the top hog in the stable needed to have his curly little tail twisted once in a while.”
“I ain’t many women.”
“Never mind the Chicken or the Shag.”
“Hey lady, wanna buy a duck?”
“Were you expecting Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster?”
“I mean, how often does Bill Cosby come to Maine?”
“You bet your rooty-patooties I had.”