“Can you describe the hole to me?”
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“If you keep dipping it in the sauce, the drumstick will suffer as well.”
“I can’t be an evil cat. They eat chipmunks.”
“Other girls don’t know feathers.”
“When I go out to eat, my brother gets mad at me.”
“I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe.”
“Y’all not going to fix me a plate?”
“Clean underwear. Courtesy of my wife.”
“Did you tell it to die?”
“Your mouth needs an exorcism.”