“That’s a different piece of celery.”
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“In this country we have divorced couples, but we don’t have separate chicken.”
“You’re scaring the children.”
“Socialist can’t have glamour?”
“We’re doing space missions now? Cool.”
“Food, or fight or…something more intimate.”
“I don’t lock and everyone knocks.”
“Adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice.”
“Not the coffee machine.”
“The bugs came inside.”
