“Can I order the cheese toast?”
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“I left the shells on just for you.”
“Listening to music while cooking pasta.”
“I can’t stand redheads, mate. It’s one thing you’ll learn.”
“Coinkydink, coincidence, clitoris.”
“There’s only one Leo.”
“I just like selling potatoes.”
“I’m giving you a shot in the butt.”
“This is not ideal.”
“Orange, huh?”