“I could go for a burrito.”
Written by
“Maybe she’ll take up pole dancing.”
“It’s Jill’s sandwich now.”
“My fingers are short.”
“If there’s no funeral, we won’t get to eat sushi.”
“Sonny and Cher are friends.”
“German screw nuts don’t fit Japanese trains.”
“Was she eaten by other fish?”
“Thank you for the gift of your body’s moisture.”
“Your Spanish is perfect for poetry.”