“If there’s no funeral, we won’t get to eat sushi.”
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“Sonny and Cher are friends.”
“German screw nuts don’t fit Japanese trains.”
“Was she eaten by other fish?”
“Thank you for the gift of your body’s moisture.”
“Your Spanish is perfect for poetry.”
“Mad as a bag of peas.”
“I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe.”
“Who am I? Rand McNally?”
“Come in. Take your pants off.”
