“Mad as a bag of peas.”
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“I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe.”
“Who am I? Rand McNally?”
“Come in. Take your pants off.”
“That’s a weird horse.”
“Who’s blood is this?”
“A human horticulturalist traversing the stars.”
“Put your pants back on!”
“Who doesn’t sell themselves to make money?”
“Can we stop talking about Billy? He’s an idiot.”
