“Two choices: make a movie or die.”
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“Do you want me to fight the cleaning lady?”
“I asked for a croaker, and I get an octopus.”
“You smell something evil?”
“We got meat for humans too.”
“I force-fed him. He should be ok for a while.
“Now I’m angry.”
“Y’all not going to fix me a plate?”
“Damn, that was my tooth.”
“This sort of head is only a container for the ego.”