“There’s an actor in every president.”
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“You’re a total poser.”
“Clean underwear. Courtesy of my wife.”
“Did you tell it to die?”
“I touched it once. It felt like a fish.”
“I eat candy when I’m nervous.”
“Your mouth needs an exorcism.”
“Where do we go now?”
“I’m one with the land. Maybe.”
“You cry like that in movies.”
