“There’s a war on.”
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“Where’s my takeaway order?”
“Superb play from the wily veteran.”
“Station pie. I loathe it.”
“Would you go vegan for better karma?”
“Vamps don’t vlog.”
“Your nose is too good.”
“The whole world is beans.”
“Extremely sadistic mapo tofu is your real self!”
“All you need is a wig.”
