“Real life isn’t like the movies.”
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“They said he ran away in the middle of the night.”
“I have to renew my Crossfit card anyway.”
“Don’t read manga on your stomach.”
“Fight with the weapon you have.”
“At least it has a happy ending.”
“In my opinion, he is a nice elf.”
“Does everybody parachute?”
“I can smell hand sanitizer.”
“All I need is a r.”