“Have you tried to be funny?”
Written by
“I feel like a Jedi.”
“I will definitely step on your foot.”
“No biker dresses like that.”
“Let’s get sushi in Ginza.”
“You’re shaped like an onion.”
“He got my sandwich!”
“We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.”
“Do not trust a woman who loves cats.”
“I forgot to wear pants.”
