“You’re shaped like an onion.”
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“He got my sandwich!”
“We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.”
“Do not trust a woman who loves cats.”
“I forgot to wear pants.”
“Are you a clockwork monkey?”
“You can still smell the American on him.”
“You was just finer than frog fur.”
“Curry? Again?”
“Most of my seasonings are expired.”
