“That’s a different piece of celery.”
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“Fox is how we do church.”
“I don’t have any limes.”
“I’ll be getting brochures for blow-up dolls next.”
“Get the banana out of the tailpipe!”
“Theatre is certainly not what it was.”
“I have a squeaky wheel.”
“In this country we have divorced couples, but we don’t have separate chicken.”
“Have you tried to be funny?”
“I feel like a Jedi.”
