“Are you a clockwork monkey?”
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“You can still smell the American on him.”
“You was just finer than frog fur.”
“Curry? Again?”
“Most of my seasonings are expired.”
“I ate too much rare meat.”
“I guess we’re all libraries inside.”
“I love it when it rains naked ladies.”
“I didn’t get naked for fun.”
“I saw a cute Pomeranian at a drug store.”