“I thought it tasted like a living beard.”
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“I’m sorry for laughing then.”
“The loser has to eat a durian.”
“I used to have a wife.”
“Do you like minced meat?”
“Happy Stoning Day!”
“I’ve got a lot of magazines from the 80s.”
“What are we but dust in the shadow of Buddha?”
“Danger, talent, curly hair and Australian subtlety.”
“Socialist can’t have glamour?”
