“I haven’t had a decent rat pie in years.”
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“Tasty porcinis.”
“These dumplings are stuffed with fennel.”
“I thought it tasted like a living beard.”
“I’m sorry for laughing then.”
“The loser has to eat a durian.”
“I used to have a wife.”
“Do you like minced meat?”
“Happy Stoning Day!”
“I’ve got a lot of magazines from the 80s.”
