“Is that a monkey in your desk?”
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“If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.”
“How can a rock be dumb? They don’t even have brains.”
“He wasn’t a dog lover. I hate that.”
“I don’t huddle.”
“I don’t lock and everyone knocks.”
“My toilets are gorgeous.”
“She’s a tough nut, isn’t she?”
“You’ve got emotion juice coming out of your eyeballs.”
“Adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice.”
