“The grass opens up once you move away.”
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“I’m the king around here and don’t you forget it.”
“Quietly and steadily.”
“Teenagers are attracted to bad boys.”
“The noodles are all soggy.”
“I got an 81% positive click rate.”
“Ideas are the new sexy.”
“I could go for a burrito.”
“Maybe she’ll take up pole dancing.”
“It’s Jill’s sandwich now.”