“Come in. Take your pants off.”
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“That’s a weird horse.”
“Who’s blood is this?”
“A human horticulturalist traversing the stars.”
“Put your pants back on!”
“Who doesn’t sell themselves to make money?”
“Can we stop talking about Billy? He’s an idiot.”
“The biggest red flag went up when the rainforests were burning.”
“What if you did the opposite?”
“I’ve done way stupider things for animals.”
