“We’re not making turtle herbal jelly here.”
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“Paprika is my Sailor Moon Project.”
“Want a cookie?”
“Are you wearing pants under your pants?”
“They stole my face.”
“We’re just doing what beer nerds do.”
“Give me the Calcium Bomb Juice.”
“There’s an actor in every president.”
“You’re a total poser.”
“Clean underwear. Courtesy of my wife.”
