“Where’s my fried tofu?”
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“What does it all mean?”
“What are you: some kind of degenerate?”
“It’s my duty to pass it on.”
“All adults are liars.”
“You’re getting kissed on the mouth. I don’t care where it’s been.”
“Your hands are disgusting.”
“You’ll have your own calendar and merchandise.”
“I’m a cat person.”
“You’re like an aggressive little bunny.”
