“He got my sandwich!”
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“We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.”
“Do not trust a woman who loves cats.”
“I forgot to wear pants.”
“Are you a clockwork monkey?”
“You can still smell the American on him.”
“You was just finer than frog fur.”
“Curry? Again?”
“Most of my seasonings are expired.”
“I ate too much rare meat.”
