“I didn’t get naked for fun.”
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“I saw a cute Pomeranian at a drug store.”
“Brown haired niece. You continue to exist.”
“I’m saying don’t diss the cogs.”
“I’ll blossom into a giant flower.”
“Wow, this bath is huge!”
“All I have is negative thoughts.”
“Cue the minibar.”
“This egg is both a product of nature and man.”
“Fake peach blossoms will bring true love?”