“Somebody get me a mint.”
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“Lay your hands on my staff.”
“It’s just a loon.”
“Is that a monkey in your desk?”
“If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.”
“How can a rock be dumb? They don’t even have brains.”
“He wasn’t a dog lover. I hate that.”
“I don’t huddle.”
“I don’t lock and everyone knocks.”
“My toilets are gorgeous.”
