“I always order extra buns.”
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“I don’t like my big hands.”
“He’s an Auror, and a hugger.”
“Yes, I’m dead you know.”
“Her smile fizzles like soda pop.”
“We can do a pygmy hippo!”
“Not the coffee machine.”
“I’ve got peanut butter on my penis.”
“Happy ice cream!”
“Is that your real eyebrow?”