“Yes, I’m dead you know.”
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“Her smile fizzles like soda pop.”
“We can do a pygmy hippo!”
“Not the coffee machine.”
“I’ve got peanut butter on my penis.”
“Happy ice cream!”
“Is that your real eyebrow?”
“I’ve always got space for watermelon.”
“She could use some tea.”
“You boys want some Fiddle Faddle?”
