“The deceased all had their mouths stuffed with candy.”
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“My brother doesn’t use this number anymore.”
“You’ve ruined Takashi’s breakfast. That’s unforgivable.”
“Make sure I get a five star rating, junior.”
“Don’t touch my dark past.”
“When it’s cold, I crave dough soup.”
“We keep rolling!”
“Follow me with the eggs.”
“My allergies are kicking in.”
“I’ve woken up but you’re still dreaming.”