“To hell with the vomit teacher.”
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“If I studied further, I’d become Doctor Strange.”
“That was your best tackle of the season.”
“Best not to stare at it.”
“Fire at the noodle stand!”
“Want a juice box and some string cheese?”
“Why did you eat five hot dogs?”
“You don’t drink alcohol?”
“It’s ok. I’ll purge afterwards.”
“Did you wash your hands after the snake?”