“That was your best tackle of the season.”
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“Best not to stare at it.”
“Fire at the noodle stand!”
“Want a juice box and some string cheese?”
“Why did you eat five hot dogs?”
“You don’t drink alcohol?”
“It’s ok. I’ll purge afterwards.”
“Did you wash your hands after the snake?”
“Just a snack!”
“I have got to stop eating meat.”