“Cases like this don’t win.”
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“The bloody cake has gone dry.”
“Food tastes better when it’s messy.”
“Robes and hoods are not included. That’s extra.”
“Listening to music while cooking pasta.”
“Do you like Iron Maiden?”
“I can’t stand redheads, mate. It’s one thing you’ll learn.”
“86% of women tear.”
“You have to fight back.”
“Shall I bite your head?”