“All I have is negative thoughts.”
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“Cue the minibar.”
“Fake peach blossoms will bring true love?”
“The health standard is a shambles!”
“If they’ve got kiwi…we’ve arrived. That’s an important fruit.”
“If I eat a cashew, I could realistically die.”
“Are you wearing a hat.”
“Dad wants to order 200 boxes of raspberries from you.”
“Tofu would taste good.”
“Chocolate made in the USA!”
