“Instant noodles are my lifeline.”
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“J-pop is all about being ‘windblown,’ you know?”
“You don’t need to be a good girl.”
“I am a samurai. Killing people is what I do.”
“How do you define too sparkly?”
“It’s fine. Just bully me with them.”
“Two choices: make a movie or die.”
“I asked for a croaker, and I get an octopus.”
“You smell something evil?”
“We got meat for humans too.”
