“I wanted to go to the Monkey Park.”
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“I’m what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.”
“You have a small face.”
“The scales are covered with mucus.”
“The oysters are growing well.”
“Zippos are cool.”
“This flying biscuit is a mystery to me.”
“I’m really strong and I’m sticky.”
“No need to mention parties or cow sex.”
“I haven’t had a decent rat pie in years.”
